Total Medals Earned: 3,269 (From 625 different games.) Total Medal Score: 48,400 Points
Medals Earned: 3/9 (150/435 points)
Kill 25 Medium Gnomes
Kill 50 small gnomes
Kill a Gnome Power Mage
Kill 10 Gnomes in a row using only your Sling
Kill 30 Gnomes in a single level in one burst of Rage
collect 10 gems
Kill every Gnome in a level using only Sprint Leap Attacks
Kill a Gnome Ice Mage
Kill 5 Gnome Miners
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/390 points)
Beat the 5th level in the Story Mode
Hold 1,000 Triangles all at once
Beat the Boss in the last level
Beat all levels on Hard Mode
Collect 45 of the 90 special Large Triangles in the game.
Upgrade the same item 10 or more times
Get at least one of every type of item
Collect all 90 Large Triangles
Medals Earned: 5/7 (80/140 points)
You wussed out...
You reek.
A little whiskey never hurt anyone...
You came prepared, you left a winner
Chill out, you don't matter
Tell no one about this secret
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/15 (85/280 points)
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/125 points)
You got them all.
Medals Earned: 10/13 (265/390 points)
Collect 100 Gems.
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Collect All Giant Gems.
Collect 400 Gems.
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Buy every skill.
Max out every single level type.
Get 100% completion.
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Medals Earned: 9/10 (70/95 points)
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/45 points)
Survive long enough to get 500 Points!
Survive long enough to get 1000 Points!
You held out that long?!
Medals Earned: 20/20 (125/125 points)
Keep those nails trimmed
Kill. Everyone.
Reclaim you sunglasses
Sell out
Take out the trash
Don't let the bedbugs bite
Give birth
Do nothing
Die alone
Domo Arigato Mister...
Build-a-Mom
Save the planet
Enter the dragon
Dream big, little man
And bears, oh my!
Meow
Bee beautiful
Cock joke
Build all robots
Complete a robot with less than a minute on the clock
