Total Medals Earned: 3,261 (From 627 different games.) Total Medal Score: 48,355 Points
Medals Earned: 5/44 (40/495 points)
defeated 10 chartreuse coloured enemies
defeated the first boss
defeated the second boss
defeated 10 side canon enemies
defeat the third boss
defeated 10 aegean coloured enemies
defeated 10 bronze coloured enemies
defeated 10 fuchsia coloured enemies
defeated 10 green coloured enemies
beat level 5
defeated 10 mahogany coloured enemies
defeated 10 orange coloured enemies
defeated 10 pecan coloured enemies
defeated 10 square enemies
defeated 10 teal coloured enemies
defeated 10 tiger orange coloured enemies
defeated 10 two shot enemies
defeated 10 watermelon coloured enemies
the enemies have shot 5000 bullets at you
defeated 50 aegean coloured enemies
defeated 50 bronze coloured enemies
defeated 50 chartreuse coloured enemies
defeat the fifth boss
defeat the fourth boss
defeated 50 fuchsia coloured enemies
defeated 50 green coloured enemies
beat level 8
defeated 50 mahogany coloured enemies
defeated 50 orange coloured enemies
defeated 50 pecan coloured enemies
defeated 50 side canon enemies
defeated the sixth boss
defeated 50 square enemies
defeated 50 teal coloured enemies
defeated 50 tiger orange coloured enemies
defeated 50 two shot enemies
defeated 50 watermelon coloured enemies
get a score of 3000 or more
get a score of 3500 or more
defeated the eighth boss
defeated the final boss
defeated the seventh boss
Finish the Game
get a score of 4000 or more
Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/500 points)
Defeat the Armored King Toad
Obtain the wooden bat
Give Albert the Bad News
Scrap a Big Robot
Defeat the Mercenary General
Rid a tree house of slimes
Defeat a harpy with her own weapon
Quickly drop a patrolling bandit unawares
Eat 5 food items that are considered unsafe
Collect 5 Moon Stones
Steal from the mayor's treasury
Defeat a fully grown Sand Dragon
Sleep wherever it is possible to sleep
Consumed over 30 healing items
Increase Max HP to 40
Upgrade inventory to its max size
Collect 20 Moon Stones
Carry all the best equipment
Break over 100 boxes or crates
Beat the Game
Collect over 1000 coins since the start of your journey
Increase Max Health to 99
Finish the game with zero deaths
Collect 40 Moon Stones
Finish the game in 64 minutes or less
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/9 (205/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (215/215 points)
Unlock Darnell from his entrapment.
Help Nene fix her leg.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/40 points)
show a bug who's boss
collect 70 or more coins
complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/490 points)
Defeat the largest Peon.
Don't get hit for 30 seconds.
Acquire a score of 100,000 or greater.
Reach level 10
Defeat the largest Grunt.
Defeat the largest Miner.
Defeat the largest Splitter.
Defeat the largest Waver.
Don't spend any skill points and reach level 10 or greater.
Accurately land 50 shots without a single miss.
Destroy 50 mines in a single game.
Reach a kill chain of 1000
Defeat the largest Fume.
Defeat the largest Seeker.
Defeat the largest Shield.
Defeat the largest Vessel.
Defeat 1000 enemies in a single game.
Completely fill your bestiary by defeating 20 of each enemy in the game.
Acquire all Trophies.
100% the game (Acquire a gold star on the main menu for both Trophy and the Bestiary buttons)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (50/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/110 points)
Beat level 1!
Beat level 10!
Beat level 2!
Beat level 3!
Beat level 4!
Beat level 5!
Beat level 6!
Beat level 7!
Beat level 8!
Beat level 9!
Beat level 11!
Beat level 12!
Beat level 13!
Beat level 14!
Beat level 15!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (265/265 points)
The antonym for incomprehension.
Everyone's favorite school subject.
"I" can't tell you the answer.
Evil lives on.
No clues here.
Me this.
For a small price.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.